Gemini May 22 – June 21 Ruling Planet: MERCURY


The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultra-extreme raunchy talk Talking about sex is Gemini’s favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini ‘s love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite gender, but sometimes that’s all they’re looking for.

They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex – dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini’s are bisexual too and can often be attracted to those of the same gender.

GEMINI FAVE POSITION As long as it’s different every time, they’re not fussy, but if they must choose, it’s that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.

GEMINI BEST SEX TOY Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, fresh ideas

GEMINI MALE IN BED He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He’s a light on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you gain a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he’ll be very happy.

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can’t respect the intellect, than satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the back seat of a car.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you’re headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini’s arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you find one or two yelp, then you know you’re doing something right. Then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move – suck on each finger, slowly, as if it’s a lollipop. I’ll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!


10 Responses to “Gemini May 22 – June 21 Ruling Planet: MERCURY”

  1. Damn right….

  2. im a gemini and thoughwe arent so faithful, give us the right man or woman and we will be faithful i promise(;

  3. Im both ashamed and proud to say that every part of this is 100 percent true.

  4. What he said…^

  5. I disagree with MOST of this other then some of the turn ons!

  6. I reckon lol

  7. haha Dayum that is SO dead on! Who freakin writes these- articles lol. I’m a gemini guy and almost all of these are right.

  8. I wish i would take it there with this gemini i crave the gemini so bad everything about him is a turn on i want him in the worst way i want him so bad i can just taste it everything about him just turns me on!!!!

  9. I think any sign would be turned on by that there…dang!

  10. Damn.

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